tardistiles:

ruinedchildhood:

WOULD YOU LIKE AMMM OR FMMMMM

remember when disney was amazing

"Maturing is realizing how many things don’t require your comment."

— Rachel Wolchin - via fellinlovewithmelancholy (via perfect)

"I only want this with you."

The Six Word Love Story #79 - thesixwordlovestory (via perfect)
Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

That’s a stupid reason then.

martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

katrinamargarita:

i’m. in. love.

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

officiallyfresh:

Wtf

"I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell up."

— My friend’s Mom  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)

Alex Vause is just endlessly amused by Piper Chapman