- me: can i go to the bathroom?
- teacher: what for?
- me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
If Tatiana Maslany wins the Golden Globe, she should have each clone say something in her acceptance speech.
"Yeah, this is bloody brilliant, I uh-"
"I mean, it’s not a huge surprise, I DID play Eliza in-"
"What she means to say is that this is so far out, it’s way cool-"
"Tank you for shiny objeekt, eet would make eeksilent weapon"
wow i havent showered since last year! haha!
It’s not 2014 yet
what does that have to do with anything
waking up everyday seems a little excessive
this is basically the longest pun i’ve ever read and i hate it