why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
hey i used to be uglier believe it or not
Cindy’s like, “why me”
this is the most important gif on the INTERNET
i bought this skull for a cosplay and
Are you cosplaying hamlet?
just reminding everyone i have an ask box
Aside from Amy having balls of steel to say this to Liam’s face, I’ll forever be amused by the fact he didn’t even argue with her. Even he knows.
Bruce motherfucking Lee.
“I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks once. But I fear the man who has practiced one kick ten thousand times.”
"hello. rachel duncan."
"you sure are.”
COSIMA NIEHAUS ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH YOUR GENETIC IDENTICAL