funasshi:

spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:

funasshi:

townsvillain:

preshiram:

why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate 

if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there

i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole

i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape

i know what i said

rnackenzie:

hey i used to be uglier believe it or not

idreamofjimmy:

Cindy’s like, “why me

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

No.

elleshellsbells:

arienreign:

i bought this skull for a cosplay and

Are you cosplaying hamlet?

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

lazarusgirl:

Aside from Amy having balls of steel to say this to Liam’s face, I’ll forever be amused by the fact he didn’t even argue with her. Even he knows.

sleepyputa:

Palomino’s.

senjukannon:

Bruce motherfucking Lee.

“I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks once. But I fear the man who has practiced one kick ten thousand times.

i-effed-it-all-up:

"hello. rachel duncan."

"you sure are.”

COSIMA NIEHAUS ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH YOUR GENETIC IDENTICAL

"Remember who loved you no matter how fucked up in the head you were."

— Me.  (via oraclesfox)

swaggerunflawed:

For some reason I just really like this picture I accidentally took.